his first time at the beach and………… 😭💦
Oooh noooooo
professionallyprocrastinating:
You cannot make fun of a kid’s hard work and then expect him to think it amounts to something.
THANK YOU!
Whenever they interact, Tony mocks and belittles Peter’s efforts, albeit subtly. “Can you even see in these?”, “You need a full head-to-toe upgrade”, “Everyone else thought I was crazy”, “the adults are talking”… Tony could hardly have done a better job of destroying Peter’s confidence if he’d been actively trying.And then he acts surprised when Peter reports everything to him, seeking approval that he is Superheroing the ‘right’ way like Tony Stark wants him to, and is convinced that he needs Tony’s suit to be a hero.
Because Tony convinced him that he wasn’t enough by himself.
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
It Knows the Power It Wields 🖨
if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in whether or not she goes through 9 months of insanity and a painful expensive labour cause YOU want the kid? fuck off. your role in the creation of that fetus is minimal at best. if you really, genuinely wanted a child with her, you would have PLANNED for the conception of a child with that woman BEFORE y'all fucked. stop giving me that shit about “both of them created it together so they get equal say in the matter!” NO a man ejaculated and THAT’S IT, everything else regarding conception is on the woman’s body, she gets the final say in whether or not she’ll carry to term, NOT you. go adopt one of the 250,000 children in foster care waiting for someone to love them if you want a kid that fucking badly.
all pro lifers can fuck off my post please I still stand by this 100%
this video saved my life
when she says “ooo” I die
They aired this!!!
I can’t
This is art. A masterpiece, actually.
A true American hero
Iconic
Reminder this this absolute legend died under suspicious circumstances, just like a not-insignificant number of prominent black activists in the last few years:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/02/07/a-black-lives-matter-activist-who-once-tackled-a-confederate-flag-was-killed-in-new-orleans/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.67f9b0fca83f
me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid
God if the Captain Marvel soundtrack doesn’t have one good, iconic, absolutely positively 90’s track on it I’m going to fight the Marvel execs
let it be all star
if the movie doesn’t start with carol kicking a door open and the lyrics “someBODY once told me”, then what’s the point
I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store
This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways